15 facts that would make penises jealous

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This cracqd me up yh!😂😂

It's like a beef🍖😂😂

1. First things first, vaginas can have whole human babies come out of them:

Obviously we all know that, but it bears constant repeating. Seriously: respect. What can you do, penis? #birthcanal; babies come out of them.👪

2. The vagina can stretch to THREE TIMES its original size—in girth—to accomplish this unmatched feat:

Is porn Realistic? 5 things they do that's not as it seems

By now, you've probably realized that a hot-and-horny delivery girl isn't going to show up at your doorstep every time you dial Domino's. But that doesn't mean you’re exempt from the sexual lies porn tells.

“Most people think porn is a reflection of what's actually happening in the bedroom—like, this is just showing people doing what they do,” says Ana Bridges, Ph.D., a University of Arkansas psychologist who studies the effects of pornography on romantic relationships.

But the truth is, porn pushes the sexual envelope to satisfy our easily bored brains—which means some weird stuff may make its way onto your screen.

“It could potentially expand your repertoire,” says Bridges, “but it could also narrow it.”

Translation: If you think everybody is doing what you see, you may fixate on those few acts as the definition of “good sex”—and end up limiting yourself in the sack.

1. DOUBLE PENETRATION.
In a recent analysis of best-selling pornography, Bridges determined that nearly one in five scenes featured double penetration. Yet in a soon-to-be-released study, a research team including Bridges found that only 3 percent of men and 1 percent of women have actually tried this two-penis act.

The sex experience you should have at least in a lifetime!

You should experience this sexual situation (s) at least once in your lifetime; you'd definitely remember them.. And it'd be a way to spice up your sex life.✌

1. Your wedding night sex: Even if you'd had it before, you can recreate the feelings inspired and experience it once more.

Different types of dicks (part 2)

6. A Hooded Dick🌰

This guy has so much freaking foreskin that it’s all a lot to handle. The hardest thing about uncircumcised dicks is that most guys in 9ja are cut; so the odds are that most of the dicks you’ll play with in your lifetime are going to be cut.

Every guy likes something different done to his thing, but you might feel weird when faced with an uncircumcised dick, like "I don’t really know what to do with it. Am I supposed to play with the skin? Do I pull it all the way back?"🍡

7 kinds of boobs that exist!

If you always thought there were only two kinds of boobs—big or small—your mind is about to be blown. According to bra company ThirdLove, women have one of seven different sets of boobs.😁😁

While ALL types of boobs are perfectly normal and beautifully imperfect, knowing your boob shape can help you get the best bra fit.

1. Asymmetric: One breast is larger than the other; ranges from minor (barely noticeable) to more pronounced (as pictured).

Look best in: Bras with removable pads, so you can wear a pad (or two) on the smaller side to even out your look.

Different types of dick that exist..(part 1)

1. The Bat🍆

This dick is so big, TOO big, even for people who love a nice big dick. A bat dick is fat and moderately to extremely long, and when faced with the reality of this dick you either feel joy or a sense of impending doom, like “Oh god what am I doing.”
Your guy probably either feels really confident about his bat dick or he’s really self-conscious about it..and public boners are a real source of  anxiety/embarrassment for him.
Most importantly, guys with bat dicks need to know what to do with them.

How do you F*ck when High?

We all crave this high; I mean, the dope as fuck ones when we wanna fuck. From a researchers point of view, let's see the actual effects of this drugs on fucking😂, kindly read.. Before you go han fuck something while "high"✌

Sex slangs et meanings 2

Beaver: A slang for vagina

Bedarche
A person in Native American culture who is both masculine and feminine. Also known as two-spirited.

craziest sex position (part 2)

SPORK:

If you like the Spoon position, you'll love the Spork. Instead of you both lying on your sides, you’ll stay flat on your back while your guy positions his body at a 90-degree angle in between your legs. He gets to take the reins on this one, and he’ll be rewarded with an awesome view of your body—especially your face, which will pretty much say, "This feels so good.” Plus, your hands are free to explore your other erogenous zones.

Do you think you're DemiSexual?

What is demisexuality?

Not everyone is into casual sex: some people prefer to have an emotional connection with someone before a physical one. Those who identify as demisexual, however, explain that they need to feel a strong emotional connection with someone in order to feel sexual attraction to them at all. It's part of their sexual orientations.

The craziest sex positions ever (part 1)

Let’s face it: You’ve made it through missionary and you’ve done it doggy style, like, a bazillion times already😂😂😂. Enough! Your sex life is begging for some 🍗🍕🍖 So instead of resorting to your go-to moves tonight, whip out one of these almost unbelievable (and slightly unconventional) sex positions for an orgasm you've never, ever, experienced before.. (Ahem)😁



BUTTER CHURNER:

Fair warning: Your neck may get a cramp, but for a great orgasm, it's worth the risk. Plus, this position lets him penetrate even deeper for an awesome sensation. Just tell him to go easy on the thrusts to avoid too much pressure on your upper body.

Sex_slangs et meaning

Blue Balls:

A term used to describe an uncomfortable feeling in the testicles when sexual excitement does not lead to ejaculation. In actuality, both males and females can experience this uncomfortable feeling as a result of sexual pressure that builds up but is not released.
It is usually described as a full feeling or an uncomfortable ache that occurs in the genitals. For males, this occurs in the testicles (balls) and for females this occurs in the lower pelvic region. There is no damage as a result of pressure that is not released, and “blue balls” is never an excuse to keep going if someone wants to stop sexual behavior.

Why are porn movies called blue film?

There are many different theories about why they are called "Blue" films, but no one is really certain about why they are called blue. 

• One theory is that the term came to be in use from the fact that in the 1980's, pornographic content in video cassettes was sealed using a blue tape.

• Another theory suggests that it started with the blue bars across the faces of the actors or actresses to obscure their identities. And since striptease acts might have used blue spotlights, this might also have been the origin of the blue in blue film.

How to enjoy your first ORGY❤

Orgies are intimidating, and you're definitely going to have a lot of, um, experiences the first time you go to one. Don't let that scare you off! Here are 10 ways to seem like sex parties are so old hat for you.

1. Get new underwear. Buy it, borrow it, or make it out of yarn and a clutch purse. You need to walk into that place feeling confident and every little bit helps — even the little bit that covers your littlest bits.

2. Do your research. Talk to people who have gone to the party before and ask specific questions. Scout it out online. In most metropolitan areas, there are sex parties for people who identify in many different ways. You might have to discuss something you don't normally discuss with a friend, an acquaintance, your local sex shop employee, or even a stranger. But if you're not willing to put yourself out there with your clothes ON, a sex party probably is not going to work out for you.

How to have XXX in your parents house; Secretly😀

What's the need? You ask, but then, If you're spending the holidays with a significant other, that's going to mean a long trip to someone's parents' house.😊

Or maybe Introduction things..

 You'll probably stay overnight, probably in a twin bed or on a futon and, for a variety of reasons that you'll regret after your parents give you a shameful look the next morning, you'll probably try to have sex. Remember that this people imagine the both of you are "Virgins"😂😂😂 and don't expect anything to happen.

This is probably one of the worst decisions you'll ever make in your life, but I'm not here to stop you. Instead, here's how to do it right:

signs a relationship won't last very long (Part 2)

9. More often than not, a Saturday night out with friends sounds way better than a Saturday night date. (This is bad).

By no means should you spend every waking moment with a partner — your friends will hate you for this, and they very well should. But you should obviously want to spend some alone time with whoever you're dating! And if that's not the case, why are you with them at all?

10. You log more hours on the couch watching TV than you do talking or doing real activities together.

Signs a relationship wont last very long( Part 1 )

Part 1
It's not the best idea to be constantly searching for warning signs in every relationship. If you're always looking for trouble, nothing is ever going to actually work out.
Still, once you've been dating long enough, it starts to get easier to notice the tiny flags that typically mean a relationship just isn't built to last.
Here are 14 signs a relationship is probably doomed, inspired by a recent Ask Reddit thread that asked people to spill the things they see as dating death sentences.

1. You're trying to change each other.

People can change, but it takes time, and it doesn't work if someone is trying to force it. If you catch yourself thinking, This person would be perfect if only [insert thing here], you're probably less happy than you think you are.

Why do men cheat?

Aside being total ass holes for cheating on their beloved wives.. Or gyal friends, here are some other reasons why they fuck up..and down😂😂😂😂 (pun intended).

1. To avoid intimacy: That feeling of absolute inticimacy and emotional attachment that makes them vulnerable might want to be avoided. So they distance themselves by cheating. They feel it wouldn't make them too emotionally attached and vulnerable. I think it just ends up hurting them both because if you're already thinking of not becoming "emotionally attached", You're attached already.

2. They crave intimacy: On the flip side, some men search for that absolute connection outside their relationship. They need a gap to be filled and find for it elsewhere. Some couples might drift apart due to lack of communication and intimacy.

Is she a virgin? part 2

4. The anal incubator (backdoor gyals)

Believe it or not, there are gals out there who will let you get into their anal canals, but will still aver that they are virgins. Carnal desires are natural, but anal sex, as well as oral sex (despite what Clinton says), has the word "sex" attached to it because that's exactly what it is. And once you have sex; any type- even oral, you are no longer a virgin. Case closed.

Imagine you going doggie on your "virgin" wife and you see that her anus is wide and fistable; But you met her hymen intact. Enjoy, shebi it's hymen you want to chop.😂😂😂
So these women are under the illusion that as long as their vaginas remain untouched by the almighty penis, they can still claim to be pure. Pure crud, that is. And if men seem to think that this is a viable argument, then they're just horny and have no qualms about taking the back way in.😧

What Condom Size Do I need?

Knowing your condom size can make a huge difference when using condoms. Condoms that are too big can slip off and ones that are too tight can break -- and you don't want to find yourself in either of these situations. If you are complaining about condoms, chances are, you are not using the correct condom size. When it comes to condoms, one size definitely does not fit all. And I'm sure we don't know that😂😂😂

Determining Your Condom Size:
There are just a few easy steps you need to take, and then you will know what condom size you need.
Because condom sizes are listed by width and length, you will need to figure out your penis size.