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Wednesday, 29 March 2017

Sex Facts Chronicles 1

This sex facts are definitely going to astound, make you cough and catch you unawares!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1. Cleopatra is credited with the invention of the vibrator. She is said to have taken insects and placed them inside a hollow sphere. The insects would become agitated and begin buzzing around, causing the sphere to vibrate. #gbayii

2. The clitoris extends 9cm under the skin.

3. French bulldogs cannot reproduce naturally because they are too top heavy. Every French bulldog puppy is born of artificial insemination. #obesity can kill

4. Amazon River Dolphins are the only species of animal recorded to have engaged in nasal sex. Ewwwwww. Sex up the nose?!๐Ÿ˜ฏ

5. Avocado is the Aztec word for testicle. In Aztec culture, avocados were considered sexually powerful and were restricted for virgins.๐Ÿ˜€

6. The average erection contains enough blood to keep three gerbils alive.

7. Four popes have died during sex. Wait but I thought they were popes?!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. The average human sperm cell or spermocyte contains about 37.5Mb of genetic data. So when orgasm occurs, roughly 1.5Gb of data is ‘ejaculated’ in about 3 seconds, a data transfer rate 6 orders of magnitude, or a few million times, faster than an average internet connection. #computerSexTalk

9. Opossums have a double-headed penis.

10. Kangaroos have three vaginas.๐Ÿ˜ฎ

11. About 100 million couples around the world have sex every day. That means around 65,000 couples are having sex right now. #Never trust them!

12. Human males ejaculate at 27mph.

13. Female hyenas have clitorises that extend seven inches out of their bodies and serve as pseudopenises as well as the birth canal.

14. Thailand is world leader in women cutting of their husbands’ penises. #mogbe!

15. Thailand also performs the largest number of sexual reassignment surgeries in the world, mostly on foreigners. However, the country with the second most sex change operations, and the highest number to do so on its own citizens, is Iran.

16. The blue whale can ejaculate about 200 gallons of semen. ๐Ÿ˜•

17. Pigs orgasm for 30 minutes. Waaaawu!

18. A woman’s breasts increase in size by up to 25% when she is sexually aroused. #ThankGod๐Ÿ˜‚

19. If your parents had waited five seconds later, or began five seconds earlier you wouldn’t be here. Imagine that๐Ÿ˜Š We are all perfectly timed๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ But some people should have been in the tissue sha๐Ÿ˜ˆ

20. Alligator’s have erections for 100% of their lifetime.. Imagine if human males do๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

More coming✌✌

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